Never money in the budget to do it correctly, always enough money to do it again." --French Toast "One of the best feelings is having no idea what you're doing, but knowing you are going to be just fine doing it. Nobody had those telltale red stains on their fingers but me." --Meg Elison "Assuming that describing the Palestinians' situation as 'apartheid' is just a 'talking point,' and not a debatable but sincere characterization of hardship experienced by millions of actual human beings is what I mean by 'shallowness.'" --Nicholas Grossman "Well there's no possible way that a bunch of people who don't understand game Cherry Charm science and who are paranoid about societal change are going to intentionally misrepresent this article and whip their followers into a delirious panic." --Deviant Ollam, on the announcement of the world's smallest functioning single chip system, tiny enough that it fits in a hypodermic needle "'We heard people were baselessly speculating about microchips being in the COVID-19 vaccine, so we wanted to allay those fears with this proof of concept' - who the hell approved this tweet? One of the most unintuitive, clunky interfaces of any software I've ever used." -- Mark, Azure CTO, who apparently never used one of their own products "Knowledge is only power if supported by organization.